reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone


i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”


Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.



Sexuality: Aoba with a ponytail




ereri shippers had to make a support blog for the death threats and suicide thoughts theyre getting because of the tag

can tumblr please sit down and think about that for a minute please


Daughter - Landfill

'Cause this is torturous electricity between both of us and this is
Dangerous ‘cause I want you so much, but I hate your guts. I hate you…