tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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constellation-of-stars:

Sexuality: Aoba with a ponytail

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chubby-jean:

teegle:

ereri shippers had to make a support blog for the death threats and suicide thoughts theyre getting because of the tag

can tumblr please sit down and think about that for a minute please

Disgusting.

Daughter - Landfill

'Cause this is torturous electricity between both of us and this is
Dangerous ‘cause I want you so much, but I hate your guts. I hate you…

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